How To Drive Traffic To Your….Car

We have to admit that we love to be the center of attention. It brings a different kind of satisfaction when people paying attention to you. There are many ways to attract attention from most people, in every way like how to attract attention from the opposite sex, how to get attention from colleagues, or how to be the make everybody likes you, or even how to drive traffic to your website or blog. Everyone is craving for attention.

Actually, lots of tips and tricks has been explained for years in women or men magazine and there are billions of articles on the internet. And I want to add one to the billions, but since it’s a car blog, I want to give you tips on how to drive millions of traffic (read: attention) to your car. Off course, people with money find it easy since they can buy Reventons or Veyrons. But how to get lots of attention with low budget?

Here are some tips, and it’s guaranteed!

1. Get yourself an ugly car, so people will be amaze with how u turn it into gold. Something like, errr Geo Metro. One of the ugliest car ever lived. And the best thing is, it is cheap. Probably you can get one of those with politely asking Geo Metro’s owner. They will be very happy to give it to you for free.

2. Get a bodykit from legendary sports car, the one I recommend is the Mitsubishi Lancer Evo 4 bodykit. People won’t easily forget those huge foglamps.

3. Get a GT Wing for the soon-to-be-neck-breaking Metro! The taller, the better.

4. Installed lowering spring as low as possible to make the Metro more intimate with the mother earth.

5. This is the most essential thing! This technique has been proven to make a car centre of attntion. Well, at least in Dubai. Cover your car with gold chrome sticker, since you can’t afford the real gold plated, and then you’re done.

note : This technique can also easily applied for Nissan Sunny, Hyundai Elantra, Suzuki X-90,and other unbelievably ugly cars.

In the end, here’s what you will end up with :

Note: I’m so sorry if you already read it very seriously. But really, no matter where you live, you will be famous…….and it really turns to gold.

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